Why Haven’t I met your mother?





Why haven’t i met your mother?

yeh, yeh, yeh, 

here we go with my over analytical female bullshit,

that shit which defines my gender 

as estrogen powered psychopaths;

Jane Toppan’s apprentices

whose sole mission in life is getting men to do what they want,

when they want,

coiling you around our little fingers

with pretty pink lip gloss and lace drawers.

you think that we wish to bring about the vagina apocalypse,

wish to hold you hostage and take over the world. 

wish to bring you to your knees,  

wish to castrate and erase you as a man!

but baby…

We’ve been here! 

I don’t know where you come from but pussies have been running this shit all along. 

I’ve never heard of kingdoms going to war over dick;

maybe in that Game of Thrones shit.

We do not wish to take your dick,

cause we got of our own,

we just want to show you how to use them.

to please us and not just yourselves…

Now, back to the fucking question,

Why haven’t i met your mother? 

5 Comments Add yours

  1. shoe1000 says:

    Wonder full writing. Wow. Thanks

  2. PassionPoet says:

    Whalosss …. lol well, well well….. this is biting lol Great work.

    And I set up a family meeting for next weekend…..

    1. mndchrls2012 says:

      hahahahahah you better…..

  3. Glynis says:

    You said it truth Sis …. Much Poetic Love be here!

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